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emsnips: life—alert: ur so cute omfg
angelic-cries: life—alert: crying Oh my, i need these
collegehumor: Old People Skateboarding Don’t need to wear a helmet if you’ve got a life alert.
maniacalmailman: LIFE ALERT
ihatebrianycole: angolanbae: biletree: undeadthug: queeniman: cryin LIFE ALERT MOMENT shcgvyfer5e667onkm, .mfgdhrkjbk.
cutebronto: itsdeepforhappypeople: theacidfuckingnation: #FYI these are cats that had just been sedated at the vet HOW DO LEGS WORK!?! im gonna piss my fucking pants omg [ I CAN’T BREATH] MOTHER FUCKER CALL LIFE ALERT omg i am going to
vocaroo: and-exhaleee: vocaroo: me pulling a knife on my grandma IS SHE WEARING A LIFE ALERT yes and she’s gonna need it
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slutdeul: Please help donate for the #JungHalbaeFund so BANAs can buy him Life Alert. Let’s cheer on our leader, Jinyoung, who’s competing in archery! His arrows will take after him and get lost too ;;
stripesandteeth: That one character you love so much that just the sight of them and/or just hearing them automatically paralyzes you and you find yourself needing life alert.
dumplingnooona: SPOILER ALERT
godtricksterloki: fyeahmainer: whiskeyshots-and-cowboyboots: When I’m drunk and forget how stairs work call life alert Jesus fucking Christ! LOL! This is me trying to get out of bed. I’m more concerned about this dog being retarded. YES,
dogsdoingpplthings: hello carol this is jill from life alert i need u 2 stay where u r help will arrive soon
[03:20:30 PM] Lune (º✖º): holy shit[03:20:37 PM] Lune (º✖º): all these maidakags[03:20:44 PM] Lune (º✖º): life alert plz help[03:20:47 PM] Lune (º✖º): im diabeet
grossier: 五所川原 hello is this life alert i like shotas too much im become dumb
pikaballoons replied to your post: seriously though one time i laughed so hard i slipped and fell but thank goodness for life alert KASSI…
this-is-navi: somepony call life alert xD
rudegyalchina: artisticfrustration: prettyboyshyflizzy: black-culture: Took the title of this book way to seriously I’m screaming 😭😭😭😭 GUYS HERE’S THE BEST PARTTHIS IS THE FIRST PAGE OF THE BOOK I need life alert …..
#FYI these are cats that had just been sedated at the vet HOW DO LEGS WORK!?! im gonna piss my fucking pants omg [ I CAN’T BREATH] MOTHER FUCKER CALL LIFE ALERT
alyssaties: ferbfletch: so angry phineas appreciation post inspired me to make th is.,… JESU S CHrIST CALL LIFE ALERT IM DYING
partybarackisinthehousetonight: “help i’m ballin and i can’t get up!” - thug life alert
theabcsofjustice: mykun: beccalovesdarling: rosieroodoodeloo: howtopuzzleship: wtfstuck: (source) howtopuzzleship says: I propose a duel life alert life alert, I’ve fallen down and can’t get up <3 i know i just reblogged this BUT IS THAT
apolloette: That one character you love so much that just the sight of them and/or just hearing them automatically paralyzes you and you find yourself needing life alert.
roymustangthekawaiialchemist: think of how useful a life alert button would be to rei ryugazaki
bigchiefatl: mambatron: longbeachgriffy: When your White friend argues with his mom Lmao *presses life alert * help!
shaiamari: ayoflav: stephaaagee: dmc-dmc: 😭😭😭😭 Where’s life alert when you need them. I called 20 mins ago 💀💀💀 I’m in tearsss
laurdlannister-kingslayer: yonisunrider: laurdlannister-kingslayer: tastefullyoffensive: She’s so proud of herself. I woulda sent all that shit back I would have caught the whoopin of my whole life. my momma woulda dragged my ass down south,
lebritanyarmor: oneman-wolfpackk: shaiamari: ayoflav: stephaaagee: dmc-dmc: 😭😭😭😭 Where’s life alert when you need them. I called 20 mins ago 💀💀💀 I’m in tearsss yoooooooooo what the fuuuuuuuckkkk look at that OMG
vocaroo: and-exhaleee: vocaroo: me pulling a knife on my grandma IS SHE WEARING A LIFE ALERT yes and she’s gonna need it Wtf
clubpenguln: Do old people prank call life alert
cohr3n: YEAH BUT WHERE’S LIFE ALERT WHEN YOU’VE FALLEN TOO DEEP INTO A SHIP
simply-esque: dearbucky:he’s beauty he’s grace he’s mr united statesCALL LIFE ALERT A SENIOR CITIZEN HAS FALLEN
kabobulance: DO YALL THINK ITS FUCKING OKAY TO JUST CASUALLY PUT OUT A NEW TRAILER WITH NO FUCKING WARNING DO U KNOW WHAT U HAVE DONE I AM ON THE FUCKING FLOOR AND I CANNOT GET UP SOMEBODY BETTER CALL LIFE ALERT RIGHT FUCKING NOW BECAUSE I CANNOT
brandonreezy: iamretrokid: inkedlollita: retinainthesky: What is going on idk I died lol lmafoo wtf WE NEED LIFE ALERT
ugly: i strongly believe they should play the song let the bodies hit the floor on life alert commercials
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baysidemermaid: when asuka isnt home
coochielatte:aphrodisy:pop BYE I NEED LIFE ALERT
csmitty4u: ex-vert-in: creammmmycococenter: shaiamari: ayoflav: stephaaagee: dmc-dmc: 😭😭😭😭 Where’s life alert when you need them. I called 20 mins ago 💀💀💀 I’m in tearsss Bwaaaaahahahahahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🚑😂💀😇
a-greek-goddess: pardonmewhileipanic: iwuzlykedamn: So excited for fall. Just so I can wear this jacket. lol *hits the life alert button* someone help <3 What a gorgeous human being. Swoon 😍
simply-esque: dearbucky: he’s beauty he’s grace he’s mr united states CALL LIFE ALERT A SENIOR CITIZEN HAS FALLEN
magic-owl: lime-vodkaaa: goodshinyhunter: tripprophet: weavemama: ladies and gentlemen we have officially reached the “in case a nuclear attack happens” phase……. [x] This shit is wild. There should be an amber alert or something to
the-listening: ok so we all know sebastian has pretty great legs right i mean look at em incredible but can we please take a moment and just appreciate how glorious and peRFECT his thighs are in tHE WINTER SOLDIER SOMEONE CALL LIFE ALERT
stevenmiesel: poolfullofjello: i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken: i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken Its decided my life goal is now to star in an infomercial How do white people survive? Life alert duh
pathogems: darklittlefaun: dyspnoeic: 😳 HOT GIRL ALERT somebody call life alert i cant get up wtf how do people this hot exist?
appreciatethemotorsports: provoc-hoe-tive: blackraystyles: maxvista: cruelfortune-co: tarynel: surra-de-bunda: Oh well. 😭😭😭 Call life alert White people so extra. She barely touched her Don’t call life alert. She deserved it Im
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